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Sample Sex Quotes:

Penis Size: “It’s okay to laugh in the bedroom, just so long as you don’t point.”

Sex Books: “If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it.” ~Bette Midler

Kids: “My 3-year-old is so enamored of his penis these days, he can’t do anything that requires two hands.” ~Molly Ryan

Sexual Stamina: “I know I must be really good in bed, ‘cause women always ask me if there’s any possible way I could make it last longer.” ~Bill Hewins

Female Breasts: “Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.” ~Jody Nathan

Masturbation: “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” ~Lily Tomlin

Circumcision: “When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit.”

Multiple Orgasms: “Women aren’t faking orgasms anymore. They’re hiding them. ‘I didn’t feel anything. Oh that? That was the hiccups.’” ~Diane Nichols