Funny Sex Quotes
It’s April Fools Day, and while I don’t do gags about sex (they’re not very nice), I can offer you ten of the funniest sex quotes I’ve collected for my book.
If you have a good sex quote that didn’t make my list, simply post it in the comment section.
Top 10 Funniest Sex Quotes:
#10. Penis Size: “It’s okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don’t point.” ~Will Durst
#9. Sex Books: “If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it.” ~Bette Midler
#8. Kids, Kids, Kids: “My 3-year-old is so enamored of his penis these days, he can’t do anything that requires two hands.” ~Molly Ryan
#7. Sexy Mosquitoes: “Biologically, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.” ~Desmond Morris
#6. Sexual Stamina: “I know I must be really good in bed, ‘cause women always ask me if there’s any possible way I could make it last longer.” ~Bill Hewins
#5. Female Breasts: “Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.” –Jody Nathan
#4. Masturbation: “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” ~Lily Tomlin
#3. Male Circumcision: “When they circumcised him they threw away the wrong bit.” ~David George
#2. Multiple Orgasms: “Women aren’t faking orgasms anymore. They’re hiding them. ‘I didn’t feel anything. Oh that? That was the hiccups.’” ~Diane Nichols
#1. Sex Education: “The real hope of the world lies in putting as painstaking thought into the business of MATING as we do into other big businesses.” ~Margaret Sanger
Please add additional funny sex quotes in the comment section below…