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Feb 24 / Mr. Science

Penis & Vagina Searches

When I say “penis and vagina searches”, I am talking about Googling–not ogling–these anatomical organs. In the last few days, I spent a lot of time redesigning my website¬†to include more content and searchable phrases like “sex trivia” and “sexual facts.” I also utilized a program that details the monthly frequency of various Googled phrases–which was fascinating, but also a bit disconcerting.

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Search Engine Facts:The most Googled phrases that included the words “penis” or “vagina”…

#1 “the penis” & “the vagina” (A tie, except that “the penis” was searched more than twice as much.)

#2 “big penis” & “vagina video” (We certainly live in a size and technology obsessed world!)

#3 “small penis” & “vagina pictures” (Do I see some trends developing?)

#4 “average penis” & “vagina pics” (Poor average penis, he must feel so very plain at #4.)

#5 “penis pump” & “mc vagina” (I doubt the rapper “MC Vagina” would like being tied to a penis pump.)

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Final thought: Porn-pimping websites and penis-pumping spammers aren’t nearly as dumb as I thought they were…