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Jan 18 / Mr. Science

Why Garfield Never Masturbates

For those of you who don’t know, I am writing the sexual health book Do Sperm Have Brains? based around the nearly 200 challenging sex-ed questions I fielded as a middle school science teacher.  This sex book is for ADULTS and while informative, it also entertains with humor, quotes and a variety of sex trivia questions that only a teacher could construct.

Daily Accomplishments:

  1. My website and blog are up and running! :)
  2. I wrote a joke about why Garfield never masturbates.

Feline Fact: All cats have backward penile spines. Ouch!