Why Garfield Never Masturbates
For those of you who don’t know, I am writing the sexual health book Do Sperm Have Brains? based around the nearly 200 challenging sex-ed questions I fielded as a middle school science teacher. This sex book is for ADULTS and while informative, it also entertains with humor, quotes and a variety of sex trivia questions that only a teacher could construct.
Daily Accomplishments:
- My website and blog are up and running!
- I wrote a joke about why Garfield never masturbates.
Feline Fact: All cats have backward penile spines. Ouch!




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