Lower Left Testicle vs. Super-Testy
Male fact: The majority of men have a left testicle that hangs lower than their right. Some reports say the percentage of men having a lower left testicle is 60/40, others say 80/20. Whatever the statistics, isn’t it a bit odd that a man’s left nut usually droops lower than his right? Then again, I guess it’s no different than most of us being right-handed.
Note: Urban Dictionary has this definition for “left testicle“: “The testicle that is always slacking off while the right one does the work.” It has even been reported that a man’s left nut is usually smaller than the right…poor little left testicle.
Perhaps my next blog should include the supernatural abilities of the larger and higher ranking right testicle to defy the laws of gravity, or maybe a new super-hero? Da-dah-da-dut–da-daaa…Super-Testy to the rescue!